Why we want to sell this woman a home

Crunching on the absolutely best, homemade, hot, fresh, potato chips at Dietz Stadium Diner in Kingston my waitress confided in me about Mrs. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City who purchased a 32-foot Winnebago motor home. On her first trip she set the cruise control at 70 mph and went back to make herself a sandwich. Tthe motor home left the freeway, crashed and overturned. She sued Winnebago for not putting in the owner’s manual that she couldn’t actually leave the driver’s seat while the cruise control was set. The Oklahoma jury awarded her (are you sitting down?), $1,750,000. Mrs Grazinski, c’mon down, do I have a home for you and it won’t tip over! I promise!