Today I’m offering good advice important to homeowners, so here goes: The average bathroom remodel costs $10,500, and brings the highest return on investment- about 102%. The average kitchen remodel runs nearly $44,000 and can bring a return of about 90%. Don’t plant too big a garden if your wife tires easily. A tankless “on-demand” water heater uses half the energy of a standard model. When selecting a lawnmower, buy one that will last your wife at least several years. Well, my lovely wife, Siddie, will probably have a lot to say about my advice today (although some of it was truly only said in jest!).