Can’t make up your mind

Can’t make up your mind about what kind of home you are looking for? We just listed a Victorian split-level two story colonial ranch cottage mobile double-wide cabin! And that’s no joke, we HAVE listed all these kinds of properties, just not all rolled into one. I’m reminded of the poem, “There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, thanks to her amazing Realtor, who listened, and was able to meet her eccentric needs.” Recently, I was asked by someone if they could list the cat’s litter box as a 3rd bathroom! Uh, NOT! We have access to umpteen kinds of homes to suit every last buyer, listed on almost every MLS in the entire Hudson Valley!