Positive Thinking Believe it or not I got a call from a reader of my ads who said, “Hey Win! Your posts are getting too serious, are you gonna wind up like everyone else?” Well the answer is an emphatic NO! So to please this reader and others, I would like to offer some of the favorite quotes I have collected from clients: I have so much debt, I can start a government. You’re not fat; you’re just… easier to see. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it Lunch! I have the heart of a lion, but a lifetime ban from the zoo. “I bet you a dollar you won’t give me a dollar.” At what age is it appropriate to tell my dog that he’s adopted? Satisfied?