How many cookies do you eat

Sometimes when I’m home alone up here and my lovely wife, Siddie, is still at our home in Florida, I entertain myself learning interesting facts. For instance, the average person will eat 35,000 cookies over a lifetime, and the average kiss burns 26 calories. Assuming that the average cookie has 50 calories, that means you need to kiss someone 67,308 times to balance your cookie consumption. That’s one heck of a lot of smooches, (but it sure seems like a worthwhile project)! Our Manager (A.K.A. Santa) Mitch Rapoport, claims to eat more than 2,673,941 cookies each Christmas. An exaggeration? Hmmmm… I wonder…